Two types of people on Queering the map:
what's her fucking problem lol
I'm obsessed by the fact that the basket placement heavily implies that this has happened before.
"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
ok so for context someone left a review on a sephora lotion they bought mentioning how they're seeing a Noticeable increase in their wolf spider encounters ever since they started using it. THEN, the Sephora Reddit got involved and started investigating why, bc that's what redditors do, and what they've found is that (allegedly) there are two chemicals in the lotion that, when used together, brings all the boys to the yard
shoutout to the steam support worker who saw this guys post and decided to make a christmas miracle
asked a lady yesterday if she wants her latte iced or hot & she said “no temperature please.” ma’am what the fuck does that mean x
i am literally honest to god cry laughing at the new woke lyrics to baby it's cold outside
Anonymous asked:
When I was a kid like around 8 or 9 years old I had a crush on the digital clock in my bedroom but only when it was 10:30pm. I would be in bed and I'd wait for it to become 10:30 and then I'd image I was talking and flirting with it. The reason it was only at 10:30 was because at 10:30 it kind of looked like a face to me, the 1 was the mouth, the first 0 was the nose, the : were the eyes and the 3 were the ears. In my imagination he (the clock) was a pig. Idk why that's just what it looked like to me
filmnoirsbian answered:
I love you
I hope anon and 10:30 reconnect and get married
